Showing posts with label southpark. Show all posts
Showing posts with label southpark. Show all posts

February 9, 2012

Cat orgy pt 2

I'm currently watching the cat orgy episode on South Park. It's hilarious! So the cat is literally throwing it's Pu$$y at any feline it sees. It was watching the animal planet and two lions came on the tube and it just threw the Pu$$y back like "here you go." The cat goes on the entire episode trying to give someone the goods. It reminds me of some people in this world. They go around pulling out their privates in public for all to see. The only people that even feed into that are desperate themselves. That one drunk, loud girl at the party that is on anything with a pulse. The cat was kinda like that wondering the city for "love" and it finally found some in the form of alley cats ready for a good time. It threw a party, it threw a party kitties came over yea it had a party. They snorted lines of kitty litter and had a good time. So the moral of the story is....When you want to throw your pu$$y all over town you can always find the people who want it in an alley dumpster and you can all have a good time doing lines of kitter litter.
Make sense?

February 3, 2012

Example of how I know nothing

I haven't wrote anything since 2010 after I had my first major heartbreak. before then I wasn't a write-aholic but I did write a lot, mostly poetry and sad notes. I can't think of why I stopped writing. I think when I read a lot of my old stuff like 99.9% was about a boy. It frustrated me. So I stopped writing because I didn't want all my work to be about love and lost especially when I was 100% I didn't love any of them. Did I care? Sure but not as much as my writings would have a stranger believe. I think most of all it was embarrassing to read and think "Wow I wrote that, that's me whining on this page about bullshit." That was a long time ago. So when my English Professor gave us the assignment to keep a blog for the duration of this course my immediate thought was Oh shit Now that I am a couple weeks in I'm running out of ideas. It's been forever since I put pen to paper. I guess I can write about the crazy things that happen in life. Last night my boyfriend calls me because he witnessed a cat orgy. I wasn't shocked things like that happen all the time cats are not discreet at all about their sex life. They chase each other around outside playing catch a cat, freak a cat. It's kind of like caching someone litter. Some people walk past it, some try to stop it, and some people stop and stare. I have to admit I belong to the last group it's not my fault. I just happen to be a very curious person about life all aspects of life and reproduction is an aspect of life am I right?